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[rock glazba]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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<i>(Michael)
U redu, Jim,</i>

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tvoji kvartalnici
izgledaju jako dobro.

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Kako stoje stvari
u knjižnici?

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<i>(Jim)
Oh, rekla sam ti. Nisam ga mogao zatvoriti, pa...</i>

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Dakle, došli ste
majstoru za vodstvo?

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[kineski naglasak]
Je li to ono što govoriš, Grasshopperu?

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Uh, zapravo,
ti si me pozvao ovamo.

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Ali, da.

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U redu, pa, pusti mene
pokazati ti kako se to radi.

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Da, želio bih govoriti
svom upravitelju ureda, molim.

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Da, zdravo.
Ovo je Michael Scott.

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Ja sam regionalni menadžer

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Dundera Mifflina
proizvodi od papira.

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Samo sam htio razgovarati s tobom
upravitelj <i>a</i> upravitelj.

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U redu, dogovoreno!

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[Britanski naglasak]
Hvala vam puno, gospodine!

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Ti si džentlmen
i učenjak.

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[normalan glas]
Oh, žao mi je.

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U redu.
žao mi je

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Moja greška.

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[pročišćava grlo]

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To je bila žena
Razgovarao sam s, pa...

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Imala je vrlo tih glas.

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Vjerojatno pušač.

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dakle...
[pročišćava grlo]

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Dakle, tako se to radi.

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Bio sam, uh, bio sam
u Dunder Mifflinu 12 godina.

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Zadnja četiri
kao regionalni menadžer.

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Uh, ako želiš
prođi ovamo.

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Ah, vidiš, imamo
cijeli kat.

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Dakle, ovo je moje kraljevstvo,
dokle pogled seže.

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Ah, ovo
je naša recepcionerka, Pam.

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[oponaša Bamm-Bamm]
Pam, Pam, Pam!

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{\an8}Pam Beasley.

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{\an8}Uh, Pam je bila s nama,
hm... za... zauvijek.

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{\an8}Je li tako, Pam?

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{\an8}Pa, ne znam.

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{\an8}Ako mislite
sada je slatka,

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{\an8}trebao si je vidjeti
prije par godina.

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{\an8}Jau, jau.

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{\an8}Što?

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{\an8}Uh, ima li poruka?

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{\an8}Um... da.
Samo faks.

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}Pam, ovo je iz tvrtke.

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{\an8}Koliko puta
jesam li ti rekao

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{\an8}to postoji
poseban ormar za kartoteku

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{\an8}za stvari iz tvrtke?

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{\an8}Nisi mi rekao--

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{\an8}Zove se
koš za papir!

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{\an8}[smijeh]

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{\an8}Pogledaj to!

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Oh, pogledaj to lice.

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Ljudi kažu
Ja sam najbolji šef.

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oni idu,

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“Bože, nikad nismo radili
na ovakvom mjestu prije.

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“Urnebesan si.

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I dobijete najbolje
izvan nas."

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Hm...

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ja to mislim
prilično to sažima.

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Našao sam ga u Spencer Gifts.

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♪ Da sviram za tebe ♪

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♪ Pa rum pa pum pum ♪

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{\an8}[imitacija bubnjeva]

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{\an8}♪ Nemam darova za tebe ♪

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{\an8}♪ Pa rum pa pum pum ♪

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{\an8}[imitacija bubnjeva]

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Ja sam Jim Halpert.
Ja sam prodajni predstavnik.

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Hm, a to znači da...

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Moj posao je razgovarati s klijentima,
hm, na telefonu,

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o...
uh, količine

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i, uh, vrsta...
papir za kopiranje.

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Znate, da li
možemo im to dostaviti,

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da li mogu, uh...

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plati za to.

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I, ovaj...

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[klikne jezikom]

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[smijeh]

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Ja sam... sama sebi dosadna
samo pričam o ovome.

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<i>Ali to je vrlo
važan posao.</i>

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Bez mene, desetine...
doslovno na desetke--

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malih poduzeća
bi bez papira.

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Morali bi pisati
na njihovim rukama

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ili posteljinu
ili tko zna, znaš?

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Totalni kaos.
Totalni kaos.

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Mislim, ili bi mogli dobiti
njihov papir negdje drugdje.

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Spajalice, možda.
ne znam

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Dwight Schrute.

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Dwight Schrute.

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Schrute.

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Kad ustanem
ujutro, kažem,

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"Dwight Schrute,
ti ćeš pomoći

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u upravljanju
regije."

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To je veliko
zemljopisno područje.

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Pa sam se uhvatio telefona
u 9:00 sati.

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<i>Sve je u prodaji</i>

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enormne količine
proizvoda od papira.

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Wassuuuup?!

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Wassuuuup?

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Još uvijek to volim
nakon sedam godina.

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Što je bilo?

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Što je bilo?

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Štouuuuuuuuup?

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Što?

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Ohh.

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[stenje, izdahne]

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jesi dobro

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Da, da, da.

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Igrao malo b-ball
sinoć u parku.

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Igra podizanja.

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Ipak, i danas ga plaćam.

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Možeš li uopće hodati,
Schrute?

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Da.

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Da?
Je li ti rekao?

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br.
Oh, čovječe.

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Ne, bilo je super.

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Bili smo tamo, znaš,
zagrijavali smo se,

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malo dati i otići.

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I ova dva tipa
doći gore,

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a jedan od njih je vrlo urban,
znaš?

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znaš što
govorim o.

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Afroamerikanci.

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I gledaju nas, misleći,

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"Hej, ovi momci jesu
u izvrsnoj formi, znaš?

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U ranim su 30-ima.
Idemo ih uhvatiti u koštac."

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Doh!
Na njima.

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Slušaj, ja sam unutra,
Pod daskama sam.

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Moji laktovi su samo, kao,
"Pow, pow!"

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nema šanse,
ne možeš izaći.

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Samo mlatara okolo.

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Ovaj tip je, kao,
znojenje--

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on je nekakav
ili poludjela životinja.

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Samo znoj teče...

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Ne u mojoj kući!

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Vrištanje opscenosti
u njihovim licima.

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Pet minuta, i oni su kao,
„Nema šanse.

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Čovječe, odlazimo odavde."

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Sucka.
[smijeh]

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Bilo je klasično.

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Bilo je klasično.
Bilo je klasično.

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Tako dobro.

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[izdahne, stenje]

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Što?

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Ništa.

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U redu, u redu.

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Vidimo se kasnije.

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U redu.

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Brinuti.

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Natrag na posao!

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<i>(siječanj)
Samo pokušajte doći do njega danas.</i>

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Hm, ne znam,
neposredno prije ručka.

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To bi bilo super.

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<i>(Michael)
Korporacija me zapravo uopće ne ometa.</i>

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<i>Jan Levinson-Gould--</i>

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Jan! Zdravo!

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zovem je
Hillary Rodham Clinton.

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Pravo?
Ne u njeno lice, jer, uh...

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Pa ne zato
bojim je se...

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jer ja nisam.

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Ali, um, da.

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Dobro, jel bilo što

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htjeli ste dodati
na dnevni red?

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Mmm... me no get
dnevni red.

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I'm sor--what?
žao mi je

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nisam dobio
any agenda.

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Well, I faxed one over
tebi jutros.

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Stvarno?
Jer nisam--nisam--

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Jesmo li dobili faks
this morning?

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Uh, yeah, the one--

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Onda zašto--zašto nije
it in my hand?

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Jer tvrtka radi
on efficiency of communication.

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Pravo?
[imitates gun firing]

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Um, so what's the problem,
Pam?

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Zašto nije, uh,
zašto ga nisam dobio?

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Vi ga stavite
u kanti za smeće

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to je bio poseban
ormar za kartoteku.

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Da!
Uh, that was a joke.

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To je bila šala
that, uh,

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<i>bio je zapravo
my brother's.</i>

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<i>And it was--
[laughs]</i>

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<i>it was supposed
biti s računima,</i>

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<i>and it doesn't
izvrsno rade s faksovima.</i>

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Do you wanna
pogledaj moje? Da.

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Yeah, I would.
Hvala.

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U redu, od tada
zadnji sastanak,

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Alan and the board
su odlučili

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that we can't justify
a Scranton branch

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i podružnica u Stamfordu.
Oh, u redu.

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Michael, don't panic--

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No, no, no, no.
This is good.

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Ovo je dobro.
ovo je u redu

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Michael, slušaj, u redu?
Nemojte paničariti.

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Iako zvona za uzbunu
nekako idu

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ringy dingy dingy!
Još nismo donijeli nikakve odluke.

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Razgovarao sam s Joshom
u Stamfordu.

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Rekao sam mu
isto kao ti,

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a ovisi o bilo kojem
ti ili on da me uvjeriš

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da tvoja grana
može inkorporirati drugu.

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<i>U redu, nema problema.</i>

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Ovo, međutim, znači
doći će do smanjenja.

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Ja ne želim
čuj to, Jan.

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Zbog smanjenja
je kučka.

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To je prava kučka.

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A to ne bih želio
na Joshove ljude.

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Ja sigurno ne bih
poželi to mojim ljudima.

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Ili žene,
prisutna tvrtka isključena.

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Oprosti, uh...

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Je li Josh zabrinut
o smanjenju broja zaposlenih?

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Ne smanjujući sam sebe,

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ali je li zabrinut
o smanjenju broja zaposlenih?

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[smijeh]

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Pitanje: Koliko dugo
moramo li djelovati--

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[telefon zvoni]

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Oh, Todd Packer.
Sjajna rep.

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Imate li nešto protiv
ako ga uzmem?

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Samo naprijed.

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Torbar.

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<i>(Todd)
Hej, ti velika kraljice!</i>

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Oh, to nije... prikladno.

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<i>Hej, to je stari Godzillary
dolaziš danas?</i>

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Hm, ne znam.
Ne znam na što misliš.

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<i>Gledaj, mislio sam
postaviti joj jedno pitanje.</i>

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<i>Čisti tepih
uskladiti zastore?</i>

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O moj Bože.

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<i>Ohh!</i>

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<i>To je... užasno.</i>

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I užasno.

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00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,679
Užasna osoba.

231
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,599
Pa mislite li da bismo mogli
prešutjeti ovo za sada?

232
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,392
Ne želim nepotrebno zabrinjavati ljude.

233
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,852
Ne, apsolutno.

234
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,270
Pod ovim režimom,

235
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,688
neće
napusti ovaj ured.

236
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,148
Samo... tako.

237
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,567
[šaputanje]
Dakle, što zapravo znači smanjenje broja zaposlenih?

238
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,943
Dobro...

239
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,487
[šaputanje]
Morate ažurirati svoje životopise,

240
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,821
baš kao što ja radim.

241
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,239
Kladim se da ću to biti ja.

242
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,408
Vjerojatno ću to biti ja.

243
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,494
Da, to ćeš biti ti.

244
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,455
Ali ti puno kasniš.

245
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,541
Moje ime je Angela,
a ja sam glavni

246
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,168
odjela računovodstva.

247
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,838
nas je troje:
Kevin i Oscar.

248
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,383
Nisam jako zabrinut
o smanjenju trenutno

249
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,885
jer mislim
upoznao si Kevina,

250
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,512
i, hm...

251
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,514
Ne želim biti otpuštena.

252
00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,308
Ovo je dobar posao za mene.

253
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,311
Jer trebam slobodne noći.

254
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,939
Ja sam u bendu.

255
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,316
Oscar je, uh...

256
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,276
Oscar - kako da ga opišem?

257
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,570
On je kao klamerica.

258
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,906
Trebam li klamericu?
Da.

259
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,410
Ali ja sam još uvijek taj
koji ga mora gurnuti prema dolje.

260
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,745
Ne želim dobiti otkaz.

261
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,457
Ovo mjesto je, kao,
pet minuta od moje kuće.

262
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,875
Imam važan
pitanje za tebe.

263
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,419
Da?

264
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,754
[smijeh]
Hm, ideš li na Angelinu mačju zabavu u nedjelju?

265
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,465
Da--stani.
To je smiješno.

266
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,633
<i>(Michael)
Hoću li im reći?</i>

267
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,759
<i>Ne, ne idem
da im kažem.</i>

268
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,927
<i>Ne vidim
poanta toga.</i>

269
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,096
Kao liječnik, ne biste
reci pacijentu

270
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,639
ako su imali rak.

271
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,975
<i>Svi ovi ljudi
hodaju okolo,</i>

272
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,435
<i>i sretni su,</i>

273
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,020
i njihove živote
samo idu zajedno,

274
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,272
a neznanje je blaženstvo.

275
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,606
Ali kad bi znali
što je vrebalo

276
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,066
s druge strane
te ograde,

277
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,902
to krzneno čudovište--
"Smanjit ću ti!"

278
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,696
Ne, ne bi...
oni bi poludjeli.

279
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,073
I neću se igrati Boga.

280
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,783
Od mene traže podršku,

281
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,287
i gledaju u mene
za usmjeravanje i vodstvo,

282
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,832
i mislim,
ako im mogu lagati

283
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:09,544
i njima služi,
onda ću to učiniti.

284
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,254
Mislim da je bolje biti
sretni idiot

285
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,798
nego, um--

286
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,093
nego netko
koji zna istinu.

287
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,929
Ono što ne znaš...

288
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,514
pa, može te povrijediti,

289
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,392
ali ako ne znaš
it won't hurt you,

290
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,937
onda samo možeš biti sretan
barem nakratko.

291
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,147
hej

292
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,690
hej
<i>Ovo je g. Scott.</i>

293
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,650
krivac!
Kriv po optužnici.

294
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,235
Ryan Howard
iz agencije za privremeno zapošljavanje.

295
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,320
Uh-ha.

296
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,654
Daniqua sent me down
to start today.

297
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,074
Howard, like Moe Howard,
Tri marionete.

298
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,909
Gledaj ovo, ovo je Moe.

299
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,243
Njuk! Njuk! Njuk!
Njuk! Njuk!

300
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,246
meeeeh!
ha ha!

301
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,664
Ah, upravo ovdje.
Tri marionete.

302
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,333
Daj pet!
Oh, Pam.

303
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,918
To je muška stvar, Pam.

304
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,378
<i>Nekako sam
student komedije.</i>

305
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,671
[smijeh]

306
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,506
Gledaj ovo.
Provjerite.

307
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,676
[vikanje na lažnom njemačkom]

308
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,055
[smijeh]

309
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,431
Ja sam Hitler!

310
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,058
<i>Adolf Hitler.</i>

311
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,851
[govori na lažnom njemačkom]

312
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,353
Mislim da ne bi bilo
najgora stvar

313
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,355
ako me puste.

314
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,024
Jer onda bih mogao--

315
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,734
Samo... ne mislim
to je san mnogih djevojčica

316
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,362
biti recepcionar.

317
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,572
Hm, volim raditi ilustracije.

318
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:23,284
Hm, uglavnom akvarel.

319
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,662
<i>Nekoliko uljanih olovki. Hm...</i>

320
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,373
misli Jim
oni su dobri.

321
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,041
ja, uh...
ja samo--

322
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,627
Ne znam koji je sljedeći korak
ponijeti s tim.

323
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,839
Hm, volio bih,
Ja samo-ja ne--

324
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,175
Valjda samo nekoga očekujem
nazvati i biti kao,

325
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,053
"Trebamo 1000 komada
fotokopir papira, kuverti,

326
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,557
i netko tko će ilustrirati
dječja knjiga."

327
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,267
Dunder Mifflin,
ovo je Pam.

328
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,519
Ovo su prodavači.

329
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,229
Oni nas čine
lots and lots of money.

330
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,606
Je li tako, dečki?

331
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,030
Here's accounting.
The numbers dudes.

332
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,948
Do not let the job
description fool you.

333
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,658
<i>Svi su potpuno ludi.</i>

334
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,203
<i>Especially that guy.
On je psihički bolesnik.</i>

335
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,330
<i>Ne doslovno, naravno.
That wouldn't work.</i>

336
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,667
Zadnje mjesto gdje želite nekoga
like that is accounting.

337
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,799
Very interesting,
but stupid.

338
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,509
Arte Johnson.
[smijeh]

339
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,637
Dakle, pa, to je ludo mjesto.

340
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,390
{\an8}Naravno--uh, g. Davis,
daj da te odmah nazovem.

341
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,267
{\an8}Da, upravo je nešto iskrslo.
Dvije minute.

342
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,019
{\an8}Hvala vam puno.

343
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,437
<i>Dwight,
što radiš?</i>

344
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,938
Što?
sta to radis

345
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,191
Samo čistim svoj stol.
Ne mogu se koncentrirati.

346
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,192
Nije na tvom stolu.

347
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,485
Preklapa se.

348
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,028
<i>Sve se prolijeva
preko ruba.</i>

349
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,782
Jedna riječ, dva sloga:
razgraničenje.

350
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,499
Ne možeš to učiniti.

351
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,167
Zašto ne?

352
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,543
Povreda sigurnosti.

353
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,880
Mogao bih pasti i probušiti...
organ.

354
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,049
Vidjet ćemo.

355
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,801
[telefon zvoni]

356
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,013
Vidite, evo zašto
cijela stvar sa smanjenjem broja zaposlenih

357
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,598
jednostavno mi ne smeta.
Smanjenje broja zaposlenih?

358
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,974
Smanjenje broja zaposlenih?

359
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,685
Da, jesam
nema problema s tim.

360
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,478
Bio sam
preporučujući smanjenje

361
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,522
otkako sam prvi put stigao.

362
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,482
Čak sam to i spomenula
u mom intervjuu.

363
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,735
Kažem, dovedi ga.

364
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,488
Ako moram raditi još koji dan
s njim,

365
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,115
ja ću...
[klikne jezikom]

366
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,324
prerezat ću si grkljan.

367
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,618
Da, ali to nije
kako ćeš to učiniti.

368
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,912
Uzmi nož,
umetnuti iza dušnika,

369
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,205
i povucite.

370
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,207
[oponaša šikljanje krvi]

371
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,922
<i>Još samo imaš
ove poruke od jučer.</i>

372
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,382
Opusti se, sve je u redu
pod kontrolom.

373
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,759
Uh, da, uh, da, da.

374
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,428
Oh, to je važno. Pravo.

375
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,348
Oh, ovo je tako važno
Trebao bih otrčati odgovoriti.

376
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,933
Ša-da-da-da-da!

377
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,394
Ša-da-da-da-da!

378
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,604
Ša-da-da-da-da!

379
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606
<i>Što-što-što-što-što-što!</i>

380
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,650
<i>Što-što-što-što-što-što!</i>

381
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,319
Ša-da-da-da-da!

382
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,613
Ša-da-da-da-da!

383
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,615
Ša-da-da-da-da!

384
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,451
Ša-da-da-da-da!

385
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,994
Što?

386
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,454
Kako dalje!

387
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,122
<i>Čovjek od šest milijuna dolara!</i>

388
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,415
Steve Austin!

389
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,584
Zapravo, to bi bilo
dobra plaća za mene,

390
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,710
zar ne misliš

391
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,919
6 milijuna dolara?

392
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,505
Podsjetnik Janu:
Zaslužujem povišicu.

393
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,090
Zar ne svi?

394
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,468
žao mi je

395
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,011
Nije ništa.

396
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,805
Ako si nesretan
uz vašu naknadu,

397
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,267
možda bi trebao
riješi to s HR-om, u redu?

398
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,810
Ne danas, u redu?

399
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,022
Pam, samo...
biti profesionalan.

400
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,318
[duboko uzdahne]

401
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,236
<i>Što me uzrujava
o mom poslu?</i>

402
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,697
Potrošeni talent.

403
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,241
Vidiš, korporacija bi mogla
siđi ovamo,

404
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,245
i mogli su reći,
„Oprosti, Michael.

405
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,538
"Kako ti to uspijeva?

406
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:59,084
„Kako steći tim
tako dobro surađivati?

407
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:03,421
Kako usrećiti ljude
i tako učinkovit?"

408
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,090
To bi me mogli pitati.

409
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:10,095
Hm, ali ne
pitaj me bilo što.

410
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932
I to je tragedija.

411
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,691
[tiho vokalizira]

412
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,900
[pročišćava grlo]

413
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,319
ne sviđa mi se
ponašajući se kao dijete.

414
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,487
Znaš što mislim?

415
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,197
Ali on je samo...

416
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,033
sta to radis
On je nekako...

417
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,369
Uh, da budem iskren, Dwight,

418
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:38,790
Ne želim imati
da te gledam, pa...

419
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,709
<i>Ne možete to učiniti.</i>

420
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,503
Uh, zašto ne?

421
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,839
<i>Zdravstveni i sigurnosni propisi.</i>

422
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,465
Zdravstvena i sigurnosna regulativa--

423
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,759
Hm, nisam siguran
kamo ćeš s tim.

424
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,262
Zgnječeno kartonom ili...

425
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,722
<i>Ne.</i>

426
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,141
<i>Broj jedan,
blokiranje svjetla.</i>

427
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,392
[šapuće]
To je dobro.

428
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,228
<i>Broj dva...</i>

429
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,731
<i>zlouporaba dokumenata tvrtke.</i>

430
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:07,485
Zlouporaba dokumenata tvrtke.

431
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,698
Pa, isplatio sam svog učenika
krediti, pa to je dobro.

432
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,826
A onda sam htio
kupiti novi auto--

433
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,454
nije korišten, ali, znaš,
novi auto

434
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,581
kad sam imao 25 godina,
i ja sam to učinio.

435
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,916
Uspio to.

436
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,546
Od tada,
Nisam se vratio u školu.

437
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,506
<i>Nisam se udala.</i>

438
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,966
<i>Nisam napisao knjigu,</i>

439
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,802
<i>ili nisam imala djece
ili bilo što,</i>

440
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:33,928
<i>ali--znate što?</i>

441
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:38,058
Ali moj auto ima skoro pet godina.

442
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:42,520
I ta stvar
je pametan kao bič.

443
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,481
<i>Stvarno pametno.</i>

444
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,900
<i>Viteški jahač</i> pametan.

445
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,402
htio sam razgovarati
o mom ocu.

446
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,654
Puno sam naučila
od mog oca.

447
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,325
Glavna stvar,
glavna lekcija koju me naučio:

448
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,577
bol.

449
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,788
Mogu držati prst
u plamenu šibice

450
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,873
11 sekundi.

451
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,294
<i>Mogu li dobiti cijenu
na SRA-1 s mat premazom?</i>

452
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:10,590
Uh, ako te ne mogu vidjeti,
Ne čujem te, Dwight, pa...

453
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,844
Samo mi reci.

454
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,222
Ne, ne čujem te,
pa ako želiš--

455
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,640
Ovdje sam.
Možeš mi reći odmah.

456
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,519
Ne, ako želiš razgovarati sa mnom,
samo me nazovi, u redu?

457
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,568
[telefon zvoni]

458
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:35,990
<i>U govornoj je pošti.</i>

459
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,993
Da, samo ostavite poruku.

460
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,037
<i>Bok, ja sam, Dwight.</i>

461
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,081
<i>Uh, trebam cijenu za mat--</i>

462
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,374
<i>Bože, ovo je glupo.</i>

463
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,625
u pravu si,
ovo je glupo.

464
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,502
Uh, oprosti zbog toga, čovječe.

465
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,087
Ovo... žao mi je.

466
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,296
Što si me pitao?

467
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,798
<i>U redu.
Dobro.</i>

468
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,384
<i>Trebam cijenu tonaže
na mat premazanom SRA-1.</i>

469
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,678
<i>Sada, imam 360 ovdje dolje.</i>

470
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,846
<i>Znam da to ne može biti točno.</i>

471
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,224
<i>Razgovarao sam s Daveom
ranije o...</i>

472
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,686
<i>Znam da nisi tamo.</i>

473
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,355
<i>I tako da ne možete čuti</i>

474
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,443
<i>ono što trenutno govorim,</i>

475
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,612
<i>ali ne pričam sam sa sobom,
jer snimaju.</i>

476
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,033
<i>Ljudi reagiraju
ljudskom dodiru,</i>

477
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,994
i to im ja dajem.

478
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,166
Mogu pogledati klijenta,
i mogu reći,

479
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,918
"Zdravo, kako si?

480
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,963
Kako ide posao?"

481
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,508
I možemo ići naprijed-natrag
neko vrijeme,

482
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,260
i onda ću reći,

483
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,847
"Koliko--
koliko komada želiš?"

484
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,057
I oni će to naručiti,

485
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,601
a onda ću se ja pobrinuti
svih prodaja.

486
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,770
Pobrinut ću se za to
dobiju taj papir.

487
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,563
I oni to cijene.

488
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,732
<i>Hej, hej.</i>

489
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,984
Što je to?

490
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,946
<i>Žično.</i>
Oh, John Belushi.

491
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,032
Divlji i ludi tip.

492
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,121
Ooh, izbezumio sam se
jutros.

493
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,581
Oh, da?
da

494
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,417
Mislio sam da sam našao kvržicu,
znaš?

495
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,671
Provjeravam, uh...
provjeravajte dragulje svaki mjesec.

496
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:17,300
Ovaj put, znaš,
malo je drugačije.

497
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,928
Bilo je dobro.
u redu je

498
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,680
Ali čudno, čovječe, znaš?

499
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,848
Rak testisa?
Bog.

500
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,560
Rak od
stari testisi, pa...

501
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,649
Što--što jedeš?

502
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,067
Dimljena puretina. Oh.

503
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,151
Oh, mjesto iz ugla?

504
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,946
Mm-hmm.
Lijepo.

505
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,990
Dobro, vidimo se kasnije.

506
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,124
<i>Mislim da jesam
uzor ovdje.</i>

507
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,042
Mislim da skupljam
poštovanje ljudi.

508
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,628
Pažnja svima Dunder Mifflin
zaposlenici, molim.

509
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,381
Imamo sastanak
u konferencijskoj sobi, što prije.

510
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,509
<i>(Michael)
Ljudi koje poštujem, moji heroji, bili bi...</i>

511
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,678
Bob Hope.

512
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,599
Hm...
Abraham Lincoln.

513
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,810
Definitivno.

514
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:12,772
Bono.

515
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,859
Uh, i vjerojatno Bog...

516
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,903
bio bi četvrti.

517
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,864
I samo mislim
svi ti ljudi

518
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,242
stvarno pomogao svijetu

519
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,953
na toliko mnogo načina

520
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,831
da je, um...

521
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:34,461
to je stvarno izvan riječi.

522
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,005
[pogrešno izgovaranje]
To je stvarno nesagledivo.

523
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,548
<i>Sad, znam da ih ima
kruže neke glasine,</i>

524
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:39,883
<i>i samo nekako želim
ispravi stvar--</i>

525
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,801
Ja sam pomoćnik regionalnog upravitelja.
Ja bih trebao znati prvi.

526
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,303
Pomoćnik
<i></i> regionalnom upravitelju.

527
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,680
U redu, um, možeš li
samo mi reci, molim te?

528
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,432
<i>Samo mi tiho reci.
Možeš li mi to šapnuti na uho?</i>

529
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,767
Upravo sam o
svima reći.

530
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,268
<i>Možeš li samo
reci nam--</i> Molim te!

531
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,561
U redu?
Hoćeš li da im kažem?

532
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,146
ti ne znaš
što je to.

533
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,397
[smijeh]

534
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,815
U redu, ti im reci.
Uz moje dopuštenje.

535
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,525
ne trebam--
Dopuštenje odobreno. Samo naprijed.

536
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,612
Korporacija ima
smatrao prikladnim

537
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,490
provesti ultimatum
na mene.

538
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,951
I Jan razmišlja
o smanjenju broja zaposlenih

539
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,371
<i>ili podružnica Stamford
ili ovu granu.</i>

540
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,706
Čuo sam da bi mogli biti
zatvaranje ove podružnice.

541
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,792
To je samo...

542
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,335
To je jednostavno
glasina koja kruži okolo.

543
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,836
Ovo mi je prvi dan.
stvarno ne znam.

544
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,922
Da, ali, Michael,
što ako se ovdje smanje?

545
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,298
<i>Neće se dogoditi.</i>

546
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,508
<i>Moglo bi biti
iz tvojih ruku, Michael.</i>

547
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,260
Neće mi ići od ruke,
Stanley, u redu?

548
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,679
Obećajem ti to.

549
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,930
Oh, možeš li to obećati?

550
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:27,889
Na majčinu grobu.

551
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,432
pa...

552
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,059
Ne!

553
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,727
Pa, da,
to je obećanje.

554
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,354
<i>I, iskreno,
Malo sam uvrijeđen</i>

555
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,564
koje morate čuvati
pitajući o tome.

556
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,108
<i>Samo je
koje trebamo znati.</i>

557
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,694
Ja--ja znam.
Sačekaj sekundu.

558
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,195
Mislim da je Pam htjela
nešto reći.

559
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,906
<i>Pam, ti, uh...</i>

560
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,325
<i>pogledao sam te
želio postaviti pitanje</i>

561
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,078
<i>upravo.</i>

562
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,746
Bio sam na sastanku
s Janom,

563
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,040
i rekla je
da bi to mogla biti ova grana

564
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,709
koji dobiva sjekiru.

565
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,502
Jeste li sigurni u to?

566
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,837
Vidi, Pam...

567
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,255
Uh, možda
trebao bi se držati

568
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,800
na stalnu povjerljivost
dogovor o sastancima.

569
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,093
Pam, informacija je moć.

570
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,428
dakle...

571
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:07,762
<i>(Stanley)
Dakle, ne možete sa sigurnošću reći</i>

572
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,097
<i>hoće li
bili mi ili oni, možete li?</i>

573
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,098
<i>Ne, ne, ne, ne.</i>

574
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,933
Stanley, ne.

575
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,060
Nisi me vidio
tamo s njom.

576
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,688
rekao sam ako,
uh, ako je korporativno

577
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,606
želi ući ovamo
i ometati,

578
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,567
then they're gonna
moraju proći kroz mene.

579
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,735
Pravo?

580
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,987
Znaš, možeš ići
petljati se s Joshovim ljudima.

581
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,739
Ali ja sam glava
ove obitelji,

582
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,659
i nećeš biti
petljati se s mojim chillun'om.

583
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,539
Stanley, slušaj.

584
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,750
Ovo je moj brod,
a ja sam kapetan,

585
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,877
a ti ćeš samo
moraš mi vjerovati, u redu?

586
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,545
Svi će biti dobro.

587
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,755
Gledaj, Michael,
nije pitanje povjerenja.

588
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,089
<i>(Michael)
Da, jest.</i>

589
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,966
To je pitanje povjerenja, Stanley.

590
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:49,012
I, ovaj...
vjeruješ li mi

591
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,681
Mislim, da ili ne?

592
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,475
Da, Michael.
vjerujem ti.

593
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,728
U redu, želi.
Dakle, sastanak je prekinut.

594
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,063
<i>(Dwight)
Dobro, bio je to izvrstan sastanak.</i>

595
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,314
<i>(Michael)
Hvala vam što ste došli.</i>

596
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:00,523
Izveo bih...

597
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,984
mogu li samo pitati
koliko vas mi vjeruje?

598
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,861
<i>Mogu li dobiti dizanje ruku,
koliko vas mi vjeruje?</i>

599
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,196
<i>(Michael)
Dwight, ne moraš to raditi.</i>

600
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,322
<i>Phyllis, spusti ruku, molim te.</i>

601
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,490
<i>(Dwight)
Uh, pitao si ih.</i>

602
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,616
Ja sam asistent
regionalni menadžer.

603
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,451
Pomoćnik <i>za</i>
regionalni menadžer.

604
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,744
Hvala što ste došli.
Nema na čemu.

605
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,871
vjeruješ li mi
br.

606
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,374
ako sam otišao,
što bih s...

607
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,835
sve ovo beskorisno
informacije u mojoj glavi?

608
00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,253
znate

609
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,215
Cijena tonaže
manila mapa?

610
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,842
Hm, Pamin miljenik
okus jogurta?

611
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,219
Što je miješano bobičasto voće.

612
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:34,891
<i>(Pam)
Jim je rekao miješano bobičasto voće?</i>

613
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,896
Oh, pa, da,
on je na mene.

614
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,981
Hm...
[smijeh]

615
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,067
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Čuvaj se ovog tipa.

616
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,777
Dwight Schrute
u zgradi.

617
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,070
Ovo je Ryan,
nova temp.

618
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,196
sta ima
Drago mi je.

619
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:49,614
Predstavite se.
Budite pristojni.

620
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,866
Uh, Dwight Schrute,
Pomoćnik regionalnog menadžera.

621
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,910
Pomoćnik
<i></i> regionalnom upravitelju.

622
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,496
Dakle, uh, Dwight,
pričaj mu o kung fuu

623
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,665
i auto i sve.

624
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:01,376
Uh, da, imam 280Z iz '78.

625
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,961
Kupio sam ga za 1200,
popravio.

626
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:03,920
Sada vrijedi tri tisuće.

627
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:04,963
To je njegov profit.

628
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,631
Da, novi motor, ovjes.

629
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,050
Dobio sam ponovni sprej.
Imam neke fotografije.

630
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:11,261
Oh! Prokletstvo!

631
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,303
Jim!
ja--

632
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,264
Stani, stani.
Sudac je na sjednici.

633
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,849
Što je tu problem?

634
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,184
Stavio je moje stvari
opet u Jell-O!

635
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,687
[Pam se smije]

636
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:21,938
<i>To je stvarno profesionalno. Hvala.</i>

637
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,690
Ovo je treći put,
i nije bilo smiješno

638
00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:25,066
prva dva puta
bilo, Jim!

639
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,276
Ovdje je u redu.

640
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,570
Uh, ali ljudi ponekad
iskoristiti prednost

641
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,113
jer je tako opušteno.

642
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:34,325
Ja sam šerif dobrovoljac
zamjenik vikendom.

643
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,828
I ne možete
jebi se tamo.

644
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,747
To je nekako
jedno od pravila.

645
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:39,873
<i>[smijeh]
Što je to?</i>

646
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:40,874
To je moja klamerica.

647
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,792
Ne, ne, ne, ne!
Nemojte ga vaditi.

648
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,461
Moraš to pojesti
vani,

649
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,087
jer postoje
gladni ljudi u svijetu,

650
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,255
i, što mrzim,

651
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,341
and it is a waste
takve vrste hrane.

652
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,592
U redu, znaš što?
Možete biti svjedok.

653
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,678
Možete li ga, molim vas, ukoriti?

654
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,888
Kako znaš da sam to bio ja?

655
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:55,972
<i>(Dwight)
Uvijek si ti.</i>

656
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:57,307
Hoćeš li
disciplinirati ga ili ne?

657
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,434
Oh, disciplina, nastrano!

658
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,520
U redu, evo
dogovor, ljudi.

659
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,773
Nešto o šali
je da moraš znati

660
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,983
<i>kada početi
kao i kada prestati.</i>

661
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,151
<i>I, da,</i>

662
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:10,570
Jim, sad je vrijeme

663
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,198
prestati stavljati
Dwightove osobne stvari

664
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,784
u Jell-O.

665
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,327
[pročišćava grlo]
u redu

666
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,037
Dwight, žao mi je, jer...

667
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:22,082
Uvijek sam bio
tvoj najveći flan.

668
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,124
[smijeh]

669
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,293
Ho ho ho, lijepo!

670
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,420
To je put
to je ovdje negdje.

671
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:28,880
Samo nekako ide
krug i krug i krug.

672
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,132
Ti, uh, trebao si
stavite ga u "čuvarstvo".

673
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,051
Oh, hej!
Da!

674
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,470
Novi momak!
I zabija.

675
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,638
U redu, to je super.

676
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,598
Pretpostavljam što sam
najviše se bavi

677
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,142
je šteta
na imovinu poduzeća.

678
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,770
<i>To je sve.</i>

679
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,108
Puding.

680
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,943
Stavljanje.

681
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:53,405
Pokušavam razmišljati
koji drugi desert napraviti.

682
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,490
<i>(Jim)
Moj posao iz snova?</i>

683
00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:58,785
Astronaut na pola radnog vremena?
znate

684
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,329
A to bi ostavilo vremena
učiniti nešto

685
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:04,958
ima veze s glazbom,
jer, mislim,

686
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,919
Mislim da je najbolji način da se dobije
djevojka je s glazbom.

687
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:11,631
I najbolji način da stvarno
impresionirati damu

688
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,342
je reći da si vikend
na mjesecu.

689
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,012
Pravo?
Jesam li to samo ja?

690
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,346
[oboje se smiju]

691
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:19,681
Volite li izlaziti

692
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,391
na kraju tjedna
za piće?

693
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,684
Da.

694
00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,561
Pa, zato
svi idemo van.

695
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,146
Tako da možemo imati
piće za kraj tjedna.

696
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,355
Pa kad idemo van?

697
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,356
ne znam
Večeras, nadamo se.

698
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:30,900
OK, da.

699
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:33,611
Hej, stari.

700
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:34,988
hej
Što se događa?

701
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,406
Bok, dušo. hej

702
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:37,699
Uh, Roy je moj zaručnik.

703
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:40,535
Bili smo zaručeni
o, hm...

704
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,162
oko tri godine.

705
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:45,123
I, uh, trebali smo
vjenčati se u rujnu,

706
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:49,210
ali mislim da ćemo
vjenčati se u proljeće.

707
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:53,423
Roy je dobar...

708
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,675
velik tip.

709
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,886
Znaš, velik je.

710
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,846
Mislim, super je.
On mora biti...

711
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,390
on mora biti sjajan, znaš?

712
00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,935
Ali, on je velik.

713
00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:08,438
<i>(Pam)
Roy je zaprosio na Valentinovo.</i>

714
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,898
Pa, zapravo nije
učiniti to osobno.

715
00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:12,817
Učinio je to kroz jedan
reklama za Valentinovo

716
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:16,237
u novinama, i pisalo je--

717
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:19,741
mora da je koštalo
riječ, jer je samo rekla,

718
00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:24,662
"Roy voli brak s Pam?"

719
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,832
Što mislim da je sjajno,
jer nije svaki dan

720
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,503
da dobijete nešto što je
i romantičan i štedljiv.

721
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,840
Imaš li nešto protiv ako izađem
na piće s ovim momcima?

722
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,425
Uh, ne, ne,
hajde

723
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,886
Idemo odavde,
idi kući.

724
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,389
U redu, um, bit ću
ipak nekoliko minuta.

725
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,474
Tek je 20 i 5:00.

726
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:47,894
još uvijek imam
da radim svoje faksove, pa...

727
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,108
znaš što
Trebao bi poći s nama.

728
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:54,567
Jer, znaš,
svi idemo van,

729
00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:56,277
a moglo bi biti
dobra prilika za vas da...

730
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,446
vidi kakvi su ljudi
izvan ureda.

731
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,281
Znaš, mislim
moglo bi biti zabavno.

732
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:01,366
Ne, zvuči dobro.

733
00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,534
Oh, ne.

734
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,702
ozbiljno,
moramo krenuti.

735
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,037
Da, da, da.

736
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:18,967
Hm... što je u...
što je u torbi?

737
00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,301
Samo joj reci
Razgovarat ću s njom kasnije.

738
00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:22,512
Ne, definitivno.
U redu, stari, super.

739
00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,931
Hoću.

740
00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:32,230
Mislim li da ću biti pozvan
na vjenčanje?

741
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:42,824
Volim Roya jer
on je, um...

742
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:45,201
vrlo je zaštitnički nastrojen.

743
00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:49,205
On je, um, dobar davatelj usluga.

744
00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:52,334
To moj tata kaže.

745
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,669
Jaka.

746
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:58,340
Hm...
ja--

747
00:29:58,381 --> 00:29:59,883
Samo znam da ga volim

748
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:03,678
zbog toga koliko
moja obitelj ga voli.

749
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,765
Dakle, uh, jesi li
već osjećate vibraciju?

750
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,350
naporno radimo,
igramo jako.

751
00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,560
Sometimes we play hard
kada bismo trebali naporno raditi.

752
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,020
Pravo?

753
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,482
Hm, valjda atmosfera
koje sam stvorio ovdje

754
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:17,275
je da sam prije svega prijatelj

755
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,069
a šef drugi.

756
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:20,653
Vjerojatno, uh...
[kucati na vrata]

757
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:21,821
zabavljač treći.

758
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,699
Samo trenutak!
Pravo?

759
00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:27,160
Oh, hej, jesi li, uh,

760
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:29,162
sviđa li ti se
<i>Eksperiment Jamie Kennedy?</i>

761
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,830
da
Punkirao <i>i sve te stvari?</i>

762
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,207
<i>U redu, um...</i>

763
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,708
<i>ti ćeš
budi moj suučesnik.</i>

764
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:34,876
Samo nastavi
s njim, u redu?

765
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:36,419
U redu.
Samo me slijedi.

766
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:38,630
Nemoj me podvoditi, u redu?
Uđite!

767
00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:41,383
<i>Dakle, uh, samo korporativno
rekao da ne želim--</i> Imaš faks.

768
00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:42,926
<i>Oh, hvala ti, Pam.</i>

769
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,261
<i>Pam, možeš li ući ovamo
na trenutak?</i>

770
00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:46,554
<i>Samo sjedni.</i>

771
00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:47,722
<i>Htio sam
svejedno te nazvati.</i>

772
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:50,392
<i>Hm, znaš Ryana.</i>

773
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,727
Hm, kao što znate,

774
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,813
doći će do smanjenja.

775
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:59,818
And you have made
život mi je mnogo lakši

776
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:04,280
u tome idem
da te moram prvi pustiti.

777
00:31:04,322 --> 00:31:06,157
Što?
Zašto?

778
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,243
Zašto?
Pa krađa.

779
00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:09,244
I kradu.

780
00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:10,245
<i>Krađa?</i>

781
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,454
Mm-hmm.

782
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,416
<i>Hm, što bih trebao
ukrao?</i>

783
00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:16,126
Samoljepljivi papirići.

784
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,752
Ceduljice?
<i>Da.</i>

785
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,587
Što to vrijedi,
kao, 50 centi?

786
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,089
<i>50 centi, da.</i>

787
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:23,216
Ukradete 1000 samoljepljivih papirića
po 50 centi po komadu,

788
00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:26,803
i, znaš, jesi
ostvario dobit... maržu.

789
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,305
Znaš, vodit će nas
van posla, Pam.

790
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,267
ti to ozbiljno

791
00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:34,144
Da, ja, um...

792
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:36,646
Hm, što...
Ne mogu vjerovati.

793
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:39,607
Mislim, nisam ni nikad
ukradeno koliko spajalica,

794
00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:42,193
a sad me otpuštaš.

795
00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:44,779
I najbolja stvar u vezi toga
je li to, uh,

796
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:48,116
nećemo imati
da ti dam bilo kakvu otpremninu.

797
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:52,328
Jer to jest
grubo nedolično ponašanje, i, uh...

798
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,874
Zato samo očistite svoj stol.
žao mi je

799
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:04,007
[jecanje]

800
00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:15,393
Bio si "X'd," propalice!

801
00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:16,686
Iznenađenje!
To je šala!

802
00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,104
<i>Šalili smo se!</i>

803
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:19,397
<i>[smijeh]
Vidite?</i>

804
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:20,815
<i>U redu, on je bio uključen u to.</i>

805
00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:22,150
<i>Bio je moj suučesnik.</i>

806
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:25,653
<i>I bilo je samo na neki način
stvar za podizanje morala.</i>

807
00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:29,282
<i>I pokazivali smo
novi tip okolo, nekako--</i>

808
00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:31,326
vrsta mu dajući
osjećaj mjesta.

809
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,870
Pa ti sranje--

810
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,830
<i>Bože, bio si--
Imamo te u potpunosti--</i>

811
00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:38,208
Ti si kreten!

812
00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:41,127
Ah, ne znam
o tome.

813
00:32:41,169 --> 00:32:43,088
[lupaju se vrata]

814
00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:58,937
Što je najvažnije
stvar za tvrtku?

815
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:03,274
Je li to novčani tok?
Je li to inventar?

816
00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:04,859
Ne-uh.

817
00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:07,153
To su ljudi.

818
00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:09,489
Ljudi.

819
00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:10,949
Ovdje sam najponosniji trenutak

820
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:14,411
nije bilo kada
Povećao sam profit za 17%.

821
00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:16,871
Ili kad smanjim troškove

822
00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,540
bez gubljenja
jedan zaposlenik.

823
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,166
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

824
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:23,336
Bio je to mlad
Gvatemalski tip.

825
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:26,047
Prvi posao u zemlji,
jedva govorio engleski.

826
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:28,550
Došao mi je i rekao,

827
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:31,094
[španjolski naglasak]
"Gospodine Scott,

828
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:36,766
bi li ti bio kum
mog djeteta?"

829
00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:40,061
[normalan glas]
Vau. Vau.

830
00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:42,313
Vau.

831
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,317
Na kraju nije uspjelo.

832
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,278
Morali smo ga pustiti.
Sisao je.

833
00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:54,200
[šmrcanje]

834
00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,326
hej

835
00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:56,703
hej
hej

836
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:57,912
Kako ste?
Dobro.

837
00:33:57,954 --> 00:34:00,331
Mislio sam da jesi
izlazak na piće s...

838
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:01,875
Oh, ne, ne.

839
00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:04,419
Samo ću, uh...

840
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:06,004
Kako tvoja glavobolja?

841
00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:07,464
Bolje je. Hvala. Dobro.

842
00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:09,007
Dobro, to je super.

843
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,633
Je, uh...
Da?

844
00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:13,470
Hm, jeste li, uh...

845
00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:14,429
Izlazim li?

846
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:15,722
Da.

847
00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:17,432
Da.
želiš li

848
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,225
Da.
Sjajno.

849
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,977
Pusti me samo...
[truba automobila]

850
00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:23,104
Oh, Roy. Da.

851
00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:24,522
slušaj,
ugodan vikend.

852
00:34:24,564 --> 00:34:26,691
Da, definitivno.
I ti također.

853
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:29,819
Uživaj u tome.

854
00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:34,908
[vrata se zatvaraju]

855
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,452
[uzdahne]

856
00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:40,455
[rock glazba]

857
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:48,421
♪ ♪

858
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,225
Pričati o Michaelu Scottu?
Mi?

859
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,142
<i>Moi?</i>
Michael Scott?

860
00:35:01,184 --> 00:35:02,435
[car horn honks]

861
00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:04,270
uh...

862
00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:07,399
Zvuči kao kolica za ručak
je ovdje.

863
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,236
Pokušavamo pucati
nešto ovdje gore!

864
00:35:12,904 --> 00:35:16,032
Do I need to speak up?

865
00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:18,076
Zdravo?

866
00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:22,664
This is directly
u mrtvoj točki,

867
00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:26,292
so I'm trained
to respond negatively

868
00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:30,380
to something
right above my head.

869
00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:36,344
Ova kamera je super.

870
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,347
Ovo sad imam na oku,
you see.

871
00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:42,183
It's in my periphery,
a ako mi je trebalo

872
00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:46,354
block it, attack it,
stop it somehow,

873
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,024
I could come right out.

874
00:35:49,065 --> 00:35:50,734
Mislim, znam
ti radiš svoj posao,

875
00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:54,070
ali ja radim svoj posao.

876
00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:58,074
Pogledaj koliko to postaje veliko.

877
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:01,244
[igračka imitira nadutost]

878
00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,747
To je kao pametne hlače,
ali ja to zovem prdeće hlače.

879
00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:07,375
Pa je nazvao tip i on
mislio da--

880
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:11,254
doslovce je mislio da naš
oglas je rekao opijatski papir.

881
00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:13,465
Opijatski papir.

882
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:18,261
I kupio je priličan iznos
of opiate paper.

883
00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:20,555
Jednom sam ga ispravio.
Rekao sam "kopirni papir."

884
00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:22,891
I jednostavno me nije čuo, pa...

885
00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:24,267
Ali bio je to dobar mjesec.

886
00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:26,269
Mogu li samo jednu stvar reći?

887
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:30,565
Hm, moj prijatelj je Židov,
Eric Geller.

888
00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:34,569
A prije par godina,
on, um...

889
00:36:34,611 --> 00:36:37,072
pokazao mi je kako da...
Mogu posaditi drvo u Izraelu,

890
00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:40,283
pa sam posadio drvo.

891
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:44,120
Pa--znaš, jer--

892
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:46,748
da, radimo u papiru,
ali, znaš,

893
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,458
Pokušavam vratiti.

894
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,668
Želim ljude,
kada dođu ovamo,

895
00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:52,754
samo to znati
nije sve u poslu.

896
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:54,506
To je uglavnom posao,
ali nije sve u poslu.

897
00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:55,632
To je posao,
ali to je nekako--

898
00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,175
tu je i zabavna strana
poslovanja.

899
00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:58,718
Puno ljudi
imaju neke pritužbe

900
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,304
o tome da je Michael
prestrog od šefa.

901
00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:03,223
Ne mislim da je Michaelov
težak šef.

902
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,850
Volim disciplinu.

903
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,269
Volim kad mi govore što da radim.

904
00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,271
Skinem se s toga.

905
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,690
Znam kakvi ljudi
reci o meni,

906
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,858
da nemam
smisao za humor.

907
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,902
Ali to jednostavno nije istina.

908
00:37:15,944 --> 00:37:18,154
Mnogo toga mi je smiješno.

909
00:37:18,196 --> 00:37:22,826
Hm, majmuni su smiješni.

910
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,619
Vrlo su smiješni.

911
00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:27,956
Valjda moja glavna filozofija
je li ovo

912
00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:29,749
Znam kako da te ubijem,

913
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,128
ali to nije nužno
znači da ću.

914
00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:36,172
Bok, ja sam Michael Scott.

915
00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,759
Ja sam najbolji šef
u svijetu.